Mario with a
gun. Mario with a gun with his back to the camera looking back at us
over his shoulder with a solemn expression. Brooding Mario. Edgy
Mario. 2nd amendment Mario. Mario who, apparently, has
been rummaging through Samus Aran's locker when she wasn't looking
(Princess Toadstool will not be pleased, no “cake” for Mario
tonight!).
In my day we
had fire flowers and tanuki suits and we were glad of it.
In a really
bizarre way this makes me worry about the future of Nintendo as a
console manufacturer and, by extension, the future of console gaming
(which, as someone too lazy to ever update his PC before it destroy
itself, is an important issue). You see, I've been here before.
Between this
and Super Mario Odyssey having Mario running around a realistically
proportioned cityscape it feels like the Sega End Times again. We've
got one game reiterating the mistakes of Sonic Adventure 1 and
another trying to do Mario With A Gun, the very same psychology that
lumbered us with Shadow the Hedgehog.
Of course,
unlike Sonic, its not like Mario games are ever actually terrible.
There have been some that weren't to my taste but overall you can be
guaranteed a solid, polished gaming experience. So probably I'm just
worrying over nothing. As disastrous as the Sonic Adventure/Dreamcast
era was for Sega there were a lot of other factors: the untested
newness of 3D polygon graphics, the lingering audience commitment
issues of Sega having four different 32-bit consoles, the sudden
jettisoning of the Sonic franchise's English-language background in
favour of unifying the narrative around the Japanese storyline, voice
acting beneath even the worst standards of anime dub.
Most of
those problems aren't things Nintendo is going to have to tackle
between the tech not being as raw and the Super Mario series
basically having perfected silent storytelling (aside from the odd
“It's-a me, Mario!”)... but still...
Mario with a
gun?
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