Seriously, I did not pick this picture to make any king of point, this was the #1 result on Google Image Search |
Just
look at the facts: he's pretty rough looking, casually racist,
casually misogynist, casually homophobic, and he recently punched his
boss.
Their Wrestlemania match was amazing, by the way, pure nerd pleasing spectacle. |
Is
this not the perfect set of qualifications for going into
professional wrestling?
Okay, with Clarkson it isn't an act but there
have been any number of genuine dickbags in pro wrestling. I mean,
he's obviously too old for the ring but he'd make a decent manager,
maybe even make him general manager of one of the brands in a year or
so's time. (I'm just getting back into wrestling now the WWE
Network's online so I'm honestly not sure who the general managers
are at this stage so in case he's still around I am not lobbying
for Teddy Long to be replaced. Teddy Long is amazing, playa!.)
The
highlight of it would, of course, be watching Clarkson and JBL trying
to out-conservative each other at the announce table.
Just
an idea.
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