“James!” my co-worker Camilla yells across the canteen as I get up to leave, holding up her copy of A Dance With Dragons part 2. “Danaerys or Stannis?” and it tells you everything you need to know about my relationship with this woman that my (unthinking and spontaneous) response was:
“To rule the Seven Kingdoms or to have sex with?”
There were new people in the canteen. They look worried when they pass me now.